Hoping no one notices, you sneak into the restroom stall marked "Private" and hold the flusher down for five whole seconds. A trapdoor suddenly opens below you, and you find yourself sliding down into...

... the lap of a gigantic robotic kitten.

"Meow!" it calls out. "What is your name and password?"

Username:
Password:



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